This is a true story…  

Ages ago… last April or something…  Mary was stalked by an old guy quaker and his quaker wife.  She was in the grocery shop and this old quaker came up to her and asked her if she was Mary.  She said yes, not really aware of how an old quaker would know her.  He said, I saw your profile on Facebook.  Then he asked her if she was buying bread.  Later, his wife asked to be her friend on Facebook.  She was denied.    

A bit later than that… she found out he was a friend of one of her friends, which makes this a tad less creepy.  Almost… 

Old quaker man… if you’re reading this because you found my blog through Mary’s Facebook, please don’t cut her up into tiny pieces in her sleep.  We like her.  We are also not taunting you, nor are we suggesting you would be the cutting her up in her sleep type of quaker.  Don’t even think of getting angry at us for that.  Also, please don’t hold the fact that she has gay parents against her.   Thanks.  

And so ends the true story of how Mary thwarted the quaker Facebook stalker.

Note:  I keep referring to him, and his wife, as quakers because they are.  Which means they are peace loving people.  I’m sure they are both really nice.  Really.